EXERCISING MY FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION

To Congressmen Didagen Dilangalen and Ronaldo Zamora: SHUT UP! You and your cohorts in the opposition have delayed the canvassing of the votes long enough. Aminin na natin, whether Congress is going to do the canvassing as a whole body or at a committee level, you're still gonna raise hell over every single COC, either in the proper forum or on your own noisy press conferences. So let's play ball na and start counting!

To Suzette Pido: Ang galing galing ng lola ko! I was listening to the proceedings on the radio while I was driving and I can't help but feel frustrated myself over senseless ramblings. Paulit-ulit na tanong. Hay... I just got my payslip at nanghihinayang ako sa tax na binabayaran ko para mabayaran ang sweldo ng mga isip patatas na congressmen na yan. Thanks for standing up for the rest of the Filipino people who weren't in Congress at that time.

To Joan Pido: Dudette, you rock! Cute cute mo!!

LET'S MAKE YOUR THONG BE GONE

I admit. I'm a big fan of thongs. I can't help but smile when I see them peeking out your pants. But this is going to take the excitement away. Really.

LET'S MAKE YOUR MOMMA PROUD

A Little Bit
by Mymp

I was kinda hesitant to tell you
Should I let you know
I was never really like this before
Need I say more

Or maybe I'm confused when you are near me
I don't know what to do or I should be
There's only one thing in my mind
That's you and me

CHORUS
I'm a little bit of crazy
I'm a little bit of a fool
I'm a little bit of lonely
I'm a little bit of all
Oh, I need a cure
Just a little bit of you
And I will fall

I'm always on the run to see you
Would you allow me to
It wasn't my attention to hurt you
This feeling is true

Or maybe I'm confused when you are near me
I don't know what to do or I should be
There's only one thing in my mind
That's you and me

CHORUS
I'm a little bit of crazy
I'm a little bit of a fool
I'm a little bit of lonely
I'm a little bit of all
Oh, I need a cure
Just a little bit of you
And I will fall

PIA CAYETANO FOR... HOTBABES?!

I wonder how this article will hit soon to be senator Pia? I don't really care much if she had anything to do with the airing of her father's biography a couple of days before the election. I'm more interested to know how she reacts to the tagalog comment on the second to the last paragraph of the article...

MY FUTURE

Wednesday is telecommute day. Naah, it's just an official sounding name for "i'm too bored to go to work, my car's plate number ends in 5, and i'm too busy to drive" day. So, shirtless and bathe-less, I toil away.

But i've been staring for almost half an hour into this candle I burn almost every day. It's about a half an inch tall now, down from the six inches it was when I bought it. Is there such a thing as candle divination? I know that in some places in China, they can tell your future on how tea leaves would float on top of cold water. Judging from the way this candle melts, I can sense I'm gonna be a junkie. A meth addict. The side is all goobledooked, looking like a scrambled egg. Pretty much how my brain would look like once I start using this candle to get my crystal meth high.

TAPOS NA!

It's been a full 24 hours since the counting of the ballots started for the 2004 Presidential Elections in the Philippines. I haven't had the chance of getting the latest tally from the web because our friggin' internet connection in the office is all screwed up. But before I left home, the picture wasn't looking rosy. FPJ was ahead in ABS-CBN's unofficial quick count. They're saying that their quick count almost always reflect the real count, so go figure. We're in for a turbulent six years.