DUDE, THAT WAS SO LOW...

That's probably what I would have told the driver of the aluminum van that slammed into a driving school car this morning along C5. It happened right in front of the BMW and Starbucks stores very near Eastwood. Given that the area is quite busy because of the U-turn slot for southbound vehicles, it was really no excuse for that pathetic van driver to rear end the car. For Christ's sake, ang laki-laki nung signboard ng driving school! How can you miss that?! Tsaka sobrang obvious naman na gusto lang iwasan nung van na nasa likod sya nung mabagal na car eh, pero since bobo talaga mga drivers ng delivery vans, ayun tumama sya.

Okay, given that I wasn't there nung mangyari kaya di ko alam yung story, kahit na diba? I mean, how many times have all of us drivers been harrassed by these assholes who call themselves drivers, especially those na mga nagmamaneho ng delivery vans, ten wheeler trucks, even mga fastfood delivery motorcycles. Tapos pag nabangga ka, sila pa yung galit. After a while, parang mga maamong tupa tapos sasabihin sa yo, "Boss, pasensya na. Naghahanap-buhay lang po." Tangina... Bakit, ako ba hindi naghahanap-buhay?

Siguro nga hindi lang yun ang masasabi ko. Malamang ganito... "Ang bobo mo! Di mo ba nakita na nag-aaral nga magmaneho yang nasa tapat mo?" Pwede ring, "Buti nga sa yo! Umayos ka kasi ng pagmamaneho mo!!" Ang dami kong pwedeng sabihin. Pero alam nyo na siguro kung ano-ano yung mga yon.

SEIKO

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